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now kid, i know i haven’t been a perfect man
and i’ve avoided doing things i know i can
but if i’ve learned one thing to tattoo on my arm
or burn into my thumb it would be that you must
stick up for yourself, son
never mind what anybody else done
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Protective Non-Protective Surgical Mask of the Day: Artists Michel Bussien and Erik Sjödin have developed the first surgical mask designed to increase its wearer’s chances of getting sick.
Plan your sickness, develop antibodies for the flu and strengthen your immune system the natural way. The INFLU flu collector mask increases the prospect of getting the Swine flu (H1N1) as well as the regular seasonal flu with several hundred percent.
The mask uses a battery-driven micro-fan that “increases the intake of viruses in ambient air” via an inhalation valve.
Nasty.
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Protective Non-Protective Surgical Mask of the Day: Artists Michel Bussien and Erik Sjödin have developed the first surgical mask designed to increase its wearer’s chances of getting sick.
Plan your sickness, develop antibodies for the flu and strengthen your immune system the natural way. The INFLU flu collector mask increases the prospect of getting the Swine flu (H1N1) as well as the regular seasonal flu with several hundred percent.
The mask uses a battery-driven micro-fan that “increases the intake of viruses in ambient air” via an inhalation valve.
Nasty.
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Patton Oswalt takes on Tommy Wiseau and The Room featuring a cameo by Jon Hamm.
I’m ready for a return visit. I must.
“YOU’RE CRUSHING ME LIKE A CHEESE SANDWICH!!”
Oh my God, I’m dying.
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Life-Altering Revision To An Existing Device of the Day: Damjan Stanković’s Eko Stoplight has a built-in timer that tells you exactly how long you have until the light turns green.
Yet another one of those specks of brilliance that make you go, What possible reason could there be for this to have taken so long to come into existence.
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Life-Altering Revision To An Existing Device of the Day: Damjan Stanković’s Eko Stoplight has a built-in timer that tells you exactly how long you have until the light turns green.
Yet another one of those specks of brilliance that make you go, What possible reason could there be for this to have taken so long to come into existence.
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Automatic Mario Mindfuck of the Day: Someone with more time than a firm sense of how to use that time productively (our kind of guy/gal) has strung together four screens playing automated Super Mario World levels programmed to mimic the four parts of Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now.”
Forget putting this together: I got winded just watching it.
[thanks scott!]
Holy.
Dongs.
Anyone who didn’t panic over H1N1 should panic about the Eggo shortage.
False Facts would be in trouble if good folks like Mike didn’t send in facts; thanks Mike!
I’m like 80% convinced that this comic depicts a true story.
UNFORGIVEABLE.
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE
Early Bird Special: Fifth Gear resident stunt driver Steve Truglia executes a scientifically-precise, real-life Hot Wheels-style 360 loop on the world’s largest loop-the-loop track.
And what have you done lately?
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